Disney...Death Note?



I have heard some "rumours" about an american Death Note movie. I have also heard that Zac Efron was going to play the part as Light Yagami. I have seen Zac Efron in a couple of movies, his most famous being "High School Musical". When I heard of this, I was shocked. However, I have some theories on how the movie might go like. (Remember, these are only theories, not facts. Yet.)

*They will still keep the full concept of Death Note, only removing or not showing the deaths of people.

*Corbin Bleu will play the part of L.

*The Cheetah Girls will be part of the Japanese taskforce.

*The role of Watari shall be Kermit the Frog.

*The Tennis Match scene will be replaced by a Basketball Match.

*The Replacements will try to replace Kira, but they can't, so they call in Ashley tisdale.

*Sharpay will play the role of Misa. (No duh.)

*Sharpay will (obviously) kill Gabriela.

*Ryuk the Shinigami shall be replaced by the pop diva, Hannah Montana.

*Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable will play as Wendy and Aiber.

*Rico from Hannah Montana will play the role as Near.

*Matt and Mello will be Zack and Cody.

*The Yellowbox scene will be replaced by a cafeteria,including a brief musical part where Near sings to Light,"You Murderer!"

*Of course, when Light dies, The Jonas Brothers will play one of their greatest hits. It'll be like those cliche Disney endings: Yay-the-bad-guy-is-defeated-so-lets-invite-our-musical-guest-to-play-our-so-called-happy-ending...

*Yes, it would be MUCH more worse than what 4kids would've done....

*Hannah Montana kills Zac Efron, pop music enters at the end, and Matsuda (a.k.a "The blond guy from Cory in the house") will show the future.
                                            

                       TAH END!111!

[Oh dear, its seems like I've forgotten a few characters. Oh well, Lizzie Mcguire can fill in to be Teru. Problem solved]